Breaking News: Is The APRC Planning to Spark Violence to Set Gambia’s Coalition on January 10th Election Hearing Day? Information Secretary Sheriff Bojang “Bagdad Bob” Absconds!!


By Banjul Statehouse Correspondence

We have received reliable and unconfirmed reports that on the day of the court case (Tuesday 10th of January 2017), the APRC dirty machinery plans to give President-Elect Adama Barrow’s  t-shirts to the green boys and girls to spark violence within the crowd. This is intended to deceive the international community and Gambians at large to think that it is the coalition that is causing the unrest. It is believed that a member of the much feared “jongulars,” one WO2 Modou Jarju aka “Columbia” has been assigned to lead the operation. The whole pandemonium has given rise to further panic and fear, making many citizens to flee in numbers to neighboring Senegal. Citizens are advised to stay home and avoid appearing to show solidarity to the APRC, as it is suicidal. At the time of going to press, no official statement has been received from the Coalition Team on the veracity of this matter.  

In a related incident, Information Minister, Sheriff Bojang aka “Bagdad bob”, is believed to have absconded to Senegal. He is said to be with his godfather, Businessman Amadou Samba. It is not clear how many other ministers are on the run. It is confirmed that many Government officials are working on exit plans, as the January 19th approaches, a day that Barrow will be sworn in. ECOWAS is meeting in Nigeria on Monday January 9th 2017 to come up with a plan to engage Jammeh, either continued negotiations and/or military strike.


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